ACW Destiny....Was As Good As It Gets!!

ACW Destiny…. was as good as it gets!! The Franchise Shane Douglas would defend his ACW Championship Title succesfully against challenger Ronnie Zukko before a packed house at the Annapolis Boys and Girls Club. ACW reminded me of the early days of ECW. ACW(Adrenaline Championship Wrestling) has perhaps the best talent I have ever seen assembled in Maryland.

One of the best matches of the night was Maryland Wrestling legend and former WWE Heavyweight Champion….Gillberg. He would take on Brian Hardy with Bobby Starr in his corner. Gillberg was invincible, eventually sphering Brain Hardy, to the crowds pleasure. He then would pick up Hardy, for the Gillberg suplex slam, for the 1..2..3! The crowd went bezerk! Could Gillberg be a possible contender for the ACW Heavyweight Championship in the near future? Who knows, but the guy has to be one of the funniest, and most talented guys in the buisness today! He can beat the heck out of you, and laugh while doing it.

Mia Yim, would win the Womans Triple Threat #1 Contender Match, between 2 of the most talented female wrestlers in the World in Sera Del Ray and Kacee Carlisle. After the 3 count, Sera Del Ray would disagree with the ref. Little did she know, that ref was a very talented female wrestler named Ashley Nicely, and Nicely would jump and up, and leg flip Sara out of the ring. Could we see a eventual tag match between Sara Del Ray and her apparent new friend Kacee Carlisle against Mia Yim and Ashley Nicely? Only time will tell!

Christopher Adonis took care of buisness, by NOT only beating Deathstroke, but by ripping his mask off. After he recognized the wrestler, Chris would fire him on the spot, and have him taken away by security. At one point Adonis said on the mic, he is the son of a WWE Hall of Famer. Some of the wrestlers didnt agree with him in the ring, and said he was lying, they were rewarded with a beat down by Adonis, and a couple of his wrestlers.

In a great Tag Team Championship Match, Pretty Ugly defeated Legion of Ungood. One of the wrestlers from Pretty Ugly would come to the ring with a Toilet Bowl Seat around his neck picking his nose. His partner would come in wearing a Hannah Montana T-Shirt lol. But make NO mistake, these are 2 wrestlers YOU dont want to step into the ring with. These guys could be Tag Team Champions for a very long time!

Skull maintained his ACW Light HeavyWeight Championship, by defeating Alan Cross, in a high flying matchup. Princeton Pike who reminds me of a classic ECW wrestler, defeated the very animated Cole Calaway. Dennis Reaper and Diaz was the opening match-up, and Diaz would get the crowd pumped on the opening bell. He wasnt afraid to tell the crowd, what he thought of them. And was a big factor I think, in getting the crowd pumped early on, and into all of the matches.

A wrestling team I believe, called the Hit Squad, would take on D-Line accompanied by Mia Yim. The D-Line would take care of buisness, with some brutal football tackles, giving the Hit Squad a NFL beating…that would make Ray Lewis proud!

And the event ended with a bang, ACW Commisioner Judge Jeff Jones, would make a #1 contenders match for the ACW Heavyweight Championship, and a shot at Shane Douglas at ACW: Broken Dreams, by pitting the tough irishmen Ryan McBride against Douglas protege Tyler Hilton. McBride would easily beat Hilton, who claimed he couldnt fight in his street clothes. The match ended with alot of excitement…McBride was seen standing on the top rope with his arms raised, with Irish music blaring through the arena’s speakers. McBride is coming for the Heavyweight Championship at ACW: Broken Dreams. This will be one matchup where The Franchise Shane Douglas may want to call out sick, and try to avoid this match!

Hot Dog Champ Wins WV BareKnuckel Fight in 5 Degree Weather!!

Joe Moko, would walk away...alive tonight after his bareknuckel fight in Max Meadows WV. Moko who vowed, his corner would not throw in the towel, would NOT need to worry. He would beat Lou" BodySlam" Grubbs, in under 2 minutes, and afterward, was teary eyed, when he announced to the crowd"I did this for my brother, who is now paralizied"!

Tim Conway, was reporting this story, and was there in the very lawless Max Meadows, WV. tonight and here is what he had to say...

TIM CONWAY REPORTING From Max Meadows..
Hello, I am Tim Conway, and tonight, was something amazing here in Max Meadows, West Virginia. The 413 pound hot dog eating champion, would fight in front of a very supportive crowd, estimated at 300+, considering the fact this town only has 600 residents, it shows you, how big the man they call Golden Gutt, Joe Moko really is.

Fighting in honor of his brother who was paralized by Lou Grubbs, who would be Moko's opponet tonight. Moko, never let the weather be a factor here, despite the temps dropping to 5 degree's, and hail falling from the sky, Moko, would fight in a pair of shorts! No Shirt, No Shoes, the bigman is indeed the biggest sports star in the World. I promise you, nothing even in Las Vegas, has the calibar of excitement, that Joe Moko brings to his fights.

Moko, would take down the 230+ opponet who was unbeatin and considered by many a legit UFC prospect. The 413 pounder, would mount him, and reign down some vicous punches, breaking Lou Grubbs nose instantly! The hail would fall, and the blood was running off of Grubbs face(who was screaming for help!!)to the crowds pleasure. The feeling here is, they felt like it was paybacks that Grubbs deserved! Moko afterward, would start crying, it was almost like a chapter out of a Rocky movie, he said"I did this for my brother, who is paralized...I love you bro"

This has to catapult Joe Moko into some kind of recognition, the 413 pounder has won his last 2 fights...outside in freezing conditions, wearing no shirt or shoes. An amazing site no question. Joe Moko, he is for real....UFC Look Out!!

Hot Dog Champ, To Fight Saturday Night in Illegal Bare Knuckle Fight in Wv.

Joe Moko, the bad boy and former amateur hot dog eating champion, turned illegal bareknuckel fighter in West Virginia, could die tommorow night in a fight, he will be doing in his now recovering brother’s honor, who was paralizied while facing Max Meadows badboy, and possible steroid user Mike”Body Slam” Springs. The 400 pounder Joe Moko, won his last fight, at a secluded farm, by KO’ing Robert Van Peet in less than 1 minute.

Joe Moko’s brother Matt Moko, would try his hands at a match-up, despite only being 5′5″ and 115 pounds. Mike”Body Slam” Springs who has a steroid lock-up record bigger than Barry Bonds, weighs in at 235lbs, and has a bench press of 500lbs. During a match-up with Matt Moko, Springs would slam him hard, causing severe problems to his back disks, and the end result, would leave Matt Moko paralizied. The rules at these WV fights are simple…your corner has to throw in the towel. A guy acts as a ref, but only breaks up fight once towel is thrown in.

Moko, has vowed to get revenge tommorow night(saturday) he will bring to the fight a coffin. His corner will be instructed NOT to throw in the towel….no matter what!! The now 413 pounder, will either leave as a winner or leave via coffin. I caught up with my WV reporter Tim Conway, who will be there tommorow night for the fight, and here is his official report.
TIM CONWAY at Max Meadows, Wv reporting…
Temperatures here in Max Meadows are expected to be in the low teens saturday night. Local weathermen are calling for a wind chill below zero. The climate could be a factor, or a benefit for the 413 pound hot dog eating champion, Joe Moko, better known as Golden Gutt. We wont know of the fight location until around 6-7pm on saturday night. We were told at that time, we would be paged on a pager, and given the location.

Max Meadows, is considered by some, as the most lawless town in America, it is very frequent you will see Cops here, and the town is run by these illegal fight promoters. Now Joe Moko, will risk his life tommorow night, and it will be a big test for him, Springs is considered by many, as a future UFC prospect, he has good ground game, and his punches will knock you out.

Last time we seen the legendary Joe Moko, he would be fighting in the snow. The weather would not be a factor in his last fight, tommorow night, we could see some hail, which makes things even more interesting. Tickets went for $50, and of the reported 600 residents here, 85 have been sold, which include the right to gamble on the fight. Moko told me earlier….its do or die.

The questions here, will be, can Springs slam the bigman to the hard cold ground. If he can get Moko down, his corner will have a tough situation, and perhaps his life on the line. Moko, has been excellent on his feet, only being taken down in the 1st match we seen him do, but he had little experience at that time. It will be a wild night for sure, one that this town will be looking forward to, despite the cold conditions expected outside tommorow night. I am Tim Conway, reporting from West Virginia.

Interview with ACW Womans Wrestler.....Kacee Carlisle

You dont want to step into the ring with ACW womans wrestler Kacee Carlisle! I can tell you by her pics and videos, this is one tough girl! And on Jan.24th at ACW Destiny, Sara Del Ray will be in the fight of her life, when she meets Kacee in the ring, for the #1 contenders match! This match will be worth the price of admission…..I guarantee you!

I recently had the chance to speak to Kacee about her upcoming #1 womans contender match with Sara Del Ray, and here is what she had to say……

Tim Lumber: You have been making a big name for yourself as a Womans Pro Wrestler. You have been wrestling for 4 1/2 years. How and when, did you 1st decide you wanted to be a Professional Wrestler?

KC: I knew wrestling was something I wanted to be involved with from the moment I laid eyes on it. I started watching wrestling in January 1988 and was in absolute awe. The characters, the drama, the excitement–it was all a really big deal to a 7 year old kid and I ate it up. I used to walk around my house pretending I was the next Miss Elizabeth, leading my wrestler to the ring. As I got older though, my focus turned to wanting to be a wrestler. I’ve been lucky enough to perform as both a manager and a wrestler over the past several years, though I do prefer to wrestle.

Tim Lumber: I seen pictures on your facebook page, of you wrestling WWE Legend Doink the Clown. Can you tell us about it?

KC: That match was crazy. On one side of the ring you had Doink and two midgets, and on the other side you had myself and my two partners. We isolated the little guys for awhile, but then Doink thought it was funny to spray me with silly string and even spanked me with a wooden paddle. He ended up getting the last laugh, which I suppose appropriate. Next time it won’t be so funny. IF I decide to allow him to be in the ring with me again.

Tim Lumber: You will be making your ACW debut at ACW Destiny on Jan.24th. How excited are you, to be wrestling in ACW?

KC: I’m excited to wrestle anywhere. Anytime I have the chance to spread my greatness around and show a new promotion how awesome I am, it’s a win-win situation. I get to perform in front of a new crowd in a new area, and they get to watch me! I’ve heard nothing but good things about ACW, and I’m looking forward to seeing what they have to offer.

Tim Lumber: At ACW Destiny, you will be taking on Sara Del Ray. The winner will be the #1 Contender for the Womans ACW Championship Belt. What are your feelings toward Sara Del Ray, and do you have any predictions for this match?

KC: Sara Del Rey is one of the most respected wrestlers in the country, male or female. She’s going to present a huge challenge, and I’ll have to step up my game to defeat her. BUT–that’s exactly what will happen. I’ll defeat her. I don’t have to predict. I know. It won’t be easy, but I’m not a newcomer to the game, and I’m not some small, fragile little girl who can’t take a hit. At the end of the show I’ll be the #1 Contender for the title. Then I’ll just need one more victory before I’m calling it MY title.

Tim Lumber: Womans wrestler Ashley Nicely will be the special guest referee for your and Sara del Ray’s matchup. Does it worry you, that they have a womans wrestler as a special guest referee?

KC: Not at all. Bring it on! I don’t care who they throw in there as the special referee. No matter who is wearing the striped shirt, my hand will be raised at the end of the match, and everybody just needs to accept that. Honestly, Ashley needs to be worried about me. One bad call and she’ll have a mouthful of my fist too.

Kacee Carlisle is on Facebook and Myspace here her links to her page.
Facebook http://www.facebook.com/KaceeCarlisle?v=photos#/KaceeCarlisle
Myspace http://www.myspace.com/kaceecarlisle
And here is the link to the Official ACW website http://www.acwprowrestling.biz/

Joe Moko KO's Robert Van Peet in Bareknuckle Fight!

Joe Moko has woken up, from beyond the coma that has ruined his once promising sports career! The 400 pound BadBoy and former Hot Dog eaing champion who had a horrible 1-4 record in West Virginia bareknuckle matches, tried his luck in Pa today. At a undiclosed location to protect the event and money invested, Joe Moko came in with a attitude.

Robert Van Peet was unbeaten in 16 street style fights. Moko wasted no time in KO'ing the helpless Van Peet. Moko connected with a right hook punch in the 1st couple of seconds, and Van Peet's legs would go wobbly. Moko punished him on the ground, at one point landing 12 consecutive head butts.

Joe Moko raised his hand with a attitude. "I am winning from this point, in anything I do, NO one will stop me from this day on" said a angry Joe Moko. "It's time to shut up my critics, and people who have said I have been a failure" said Moko.

One fact folks....if you wanna doubt this 400 pound monster...dont do it to his face! You may end up like Robert Van Peet, catching head butt after head butt. Whats next for Moko you ask? Perhaps Chess? "I always thought I was a smart Chess player, who knows, maybe I could do this at a Pro Level" says Moko.

Interview with ACW Wrestler Bobby Starr!

One time in my life, before this sports media stuff, I thought I wanted to be a Pro-Wrestler. The first time I walked into the Brain Busters academy,I found out Bobby Starr was the teacher. Bobby Starr has done it all in Pro Wrestling. From WCW to WWE, he has faced some of the toughest fighters in the wrestling ring.

Still to this day, I have alot of respect for Bobby Starr as a wrestler and teacher. And when you have a athlete like Bobby Starr in your corner, as will be the case for Brian Hardy (son of former WWF Legend Barry Hardy) its the best insurance policy you can have going into ACW Destiny. I recently had the chance to talk to Bobby Star and here is what he had to say...

Tim Lumber: You have a big resume in Pro-Wrestling, could you give us a quick rundown on organizations you have wrestled and worked for?

Bobby Starr: Well starting off in the indies like everyone else , i worked for the WWF the first time in 1990 then on and off for like the next 10 years then WcW came to Baltimore with TV tapings and i made some calls got in then stayed pretty loyal to WcW for almost 9 years.. I worked for the "New AWA" and won their tv title and to this day hold that title and defend it on occation at smaller indies all over the east coast... As far as indies goes i stick to the HOPWF now out of Hagerstown, MD and the MCW out of Baltimore... At one time i had a investment into the MEWF out of baltimore but they met their demise due to many internal problems...

Tim Lumber: You were in the WWF with The Executioner Barry Hardy. At ACW Destiny you will be in the corner of his son Brian Hardy. Have you trained him, and how much potential doen Brian Hardy have?

Bobby Starr: Brian's a great kid and learning fast... i worked with his dad for many years and traveled many thousands of miles with him and now I am trying to help his son with different ins and outs of the business , last time out Vs. Buddy Landell it ended in a good way for Brain , its all about relaxing and learning and waiting for ur open to pounce... Buddy has been around for many many years and worked all over the world but on that nite in November he lost to the new kid on the block , this time his dads partner GILLBERG from the WWF is in the sights and the same will fall on to the former Job Squad member...

Tim Lumber: If somebody was to attempt to interfere in Brian Hardys matchup at ACW Destiny...what would happen to that individual?

Bobby Starr: Their wont be any , Brian has stayed smart and instead of investing in friends who turn their backs on u , hes spent his time in the gym and ring learning more and more to gain the experience that it would take to take someone like GILLBERG out....

Tim Lumber: Last but not least...can we expect to see you in a future ACW Wrestling event?

Bobby Starr: I will be at the upcomming event in Brians corner and we are negotiating to keep me around for the future in ACW.
Click onto this link for more info on the upcoming ACW Destiny scheduled for Jan.24th. http://annapolis.craigslist.org/eve/1481852706.html

Legendary Raven vs Colts Fan Fist Fight in Indy!!

There he was. He had made the trip to Indy, back when the Gooose was still a Colt. He had just gotten off a plane, and he had a bad damn attitude. Drinking Jack Daniels, the whiskey made him angry! He was in Indy for the 1st Ravens vs Colts game. And if anybody wearing a Colts shirt would say anything…he was going to snap. As he attempted to walk past the tailgaiters, a skinny guy wearing a Colts hat, would Boooo him.

That is when all hell broke loose! Robert Fullin, the diehard Raven fan would snap. “I just walked up to him, and asked if there was a problem” says Fullin. When the Colt fan said”You are!” Fullin would spit in his face. The skinny Colt fan put Fullin in a headlock to the pleasure of the Colts tailgaters. “They thought he had me, he weighed about A Buck 20 if he was soaked” said Fullin.

Thats when Fullin grabbed him by the legs and gave him a back suplex. “After that, I got on top of him and pounded him into submission” recalls Fullin. Thats also when Fullin would realize….all the money he had spent to come to Indy was a wasted trip. He would be escorted into a Indy police car, where he would spend 3 nights in a jail cell. “I wasted so much money, I lost my job as a school teacher because of the fight” says Fullin.

After working as a elementary school teacher in Baltimore City for 15 years, Fullin would be fired, after the school got a phone call from the Indy police department reporting a assault case involving there teacher. “Now adays, I work as a driving instructer” And NO..not tractor trailers…basic car driving. Fullin now making less than 20k a year, lives in a rundown appartment in the Brooklyn Md. area.

“I lost everything for going to Indy in a bad mood” says a teary eyed Fullin.” I hate the freakin Colts, I wish the Ravens would beat these bums already”. Well this saturday night when you tune into the game….just think..this is one more reason to hate Indy and there trashy Colt fans!!

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Trailer Park Fortune Teller says Ravens will Stomp the Colts!

I was sitting home trying to think of a good story for the Ravens…when I had the idea, to find a fortune teller, to see who would win the upcoming playoff game between the Ravens and Colts. When I asked some of my Trailer park neighbors,”if they knew of any pyschic shops in Baltimore” they laughed at me.

Wes Pate, a lifelong resident in my Trailer park communtiy for over 30 years said”The best fortune teller in the World live 2 blocks away”. He told me her name was Sandra Guttlefin. She has been paying her ground rent for years, off of her Fortune Telling profits. Being ground rent is over $500 a month, I thought”She must have the locals hooked like a sea bass on her fortune predictions”.

So I bravely headed on over to her Trailer Home. Outside there was a sign that said Fortune Telling $25! I thought for $25, this lady better be the daughter of Notradamus lol! I knocked on her door, and a very old lady answered. I had the $25 in my hand. I told her I am a sports media writer….she said”Are You?”. Then I thought,” if she is a pyschic why did she ask me that?”

I told her I needed predictions for the Ravens vs Colts playoff game. I had to sit in front of a crystal ball for crying out loud! This lady was so old, I was looking for dust to fall off of her. The place smelled like cats, probally because there were like 5 cats in the Trailer. It was finally prediction time!

“The Ravens will win 24 to 7 ” she said. When I asked her”How accurate are your predictions” she replied”if there wrong, I will give you, your money back”. Apparently I learned Peyton Manning will be sacked at least 4 times, and he will throw 3 interceptions in this game. So Colt fans, your better off not even watching the game…..Losers!

I am a believer of this senior citizen fortune teller! The Ravens will stomp the Colts and Peyton Manning into the fake grass at there dumpy dome stadium lol! It will be more relaxing this week watching the game, after all….I know my Ravens will win 24-7!!

Written by: Tim Lumber

70 Year Old Senior Citizen Scores A Goal in a Soccer Match!!

When he was 69 years young...he decided his life was just too boring! "Sitting in front of the TV for year after year...just got old like me" says Danny Torkel. As a life long soccer fan, the Detroit native, opted to play in a local soccer league.

So he joined a local rec indoor soccer team...in quest of oneday proving to himself, he could score a goal. "Watching soccer, I love when the TV announcer says GOOOAAAALLLL!" says Mr. Torkel. When he arrived to practice for his 1st day on a team called the Shock, he knew it was the team he was meant to be on.

"They thought I was the Coach" says Torkel. When he put on his soccer shoes, players started to stare at him. He was a team mate. "I said listen you kids, I am older, wiser, smarter, I can and will be a asset of this team". Practice was rough for the 70 year old man. He once took a uncalled for sliding tackle, which would cause his joints to flare up.

On opening day, the locals had gathered hearing rumors the senior would recieve some playing time. Within 2 minutes into the game, he would slowly sprint onto the indoor soccer field. When BOOM! He would be clipped by a young punk who was only 17 years old, in the unlimited soccer league. "I became enraged at that point" says Torkol.

While running slowly down the field, the senior would slap the kid...in the face! The crowd loved it. Despite being put in the penalty box, his team became inspired. The crowd of about 100 people started chanting..Torkol...Torkol.

When a member of the Shock was tripped in front of the opposing goal net. He was awarded a free penalty kick. Thats when the unexpected happened! The Shock teammate...opted to let Torkol take the kick. At 70 years old, this was perhaps his best chance to score!

The crowd chanting Torkol over and over...he stepped up, and went to his right...but he would fool the keeper by hooking the ball to the left. The soccer ball would find the goal net! Torkol dropped to his knees and began to cry! "I did it...I am a soccer player" said Torkol.

At that point the team made history...instead of continuing the game...they carried Torkol off the field in celebration. Then Torkol handed his teammates his right shoe....they took it down to the field and left it..in the center of the field. The would lose by forfeit...but who cared...when you have a 70 year old senior citizen score a goal on your goal keeper....you know who the real winner is! Go Shock...Congrats Mr. Torkol!

Man drinks 15 Big Gulps to win Baltimore's 1st Annual Gulp-A-Thon

Richard Gordon is Baltimore's biggest gulper! And now he has a small cheap made statue to prove it! 12 other hopefuls would show up...for the honor of being named Baltimore's 1st Annual Gulp-A-Thon Champion. But in the end, the man they call Golden Gutt, would out Gulp the other 11 losers, and down 15 Big Gulps full of Ice Cold Coca Cola in under 5 minutes.

At one point with a 4 cup lead on the closest competitor...the crowd starting chanting Gordon...Gordon..."when they chanted my name, I could feel the energy, my golden gutt became more motivated...and it pushed me too victory!" says Gordon. The crowd wasnt too big. Estimated attendance was 26 people.

Gordon would recieve a prize check for $47. The money means nothing he says..bragging rights for a whole year..are a big enough reward. "I will be back next year!" he says. "Anybody out there, who thinks they are man enough to out drink me....step up". And he has a final message to anyone thinking he isnt the best!"You want this Championship Trophy? Haha..Come and get it!" says the very arrogant Gordon!

Joe Moko Challenges Tom Brady to a Bare Knuckle Fight!!

I have covered Joe Moko for years. He was once the amateur HotDog Eating Champion. He was diagnosed as having pyschotic episodes in 2003….ever since then…he has been a mad man! The 400 pound former Burger King French Fry cook, has tried his hands at illegal bareknuckle hillbilly fights in West Virginia after moving there last year. His record would be a poor 1-4…he would be KO’d 4 times.

He recently e-mailed me this week, with more shocking news! The Baltimore-born HotDog Eating World Class athlete, wanted me to issue a bare knuckle challenge from him…Joe Moko to Patriots QB Tom Brady. “Tell them I am serious” said Moko. “I have no respect for a prettyboy QB”. The 400 pounder then demanded I post the story. I asked the bigman…”what would happen if I didnt post this story lol?” he replied..”Dont even go there!”

Now the question is…will Tom Brady be a Man or a Woman? If he is man he will fight the 400 pound HotDog eating legend. If he is Woman…which I already think he is…he will act like he never saw this story. Hate to break it to YOU New England…but your QB just got called out…and he isnt man enough to fight Joe Moko. Brady is a WIMP…lol..haha!

Interview with Pirates Offensive Coordinator Mike Ciesielski

He is one of the most reliable Bar Bouncers in Maryland history. He once held back WWE Legend King Kong Bundy, during a scuffle at a nightclub years ago. He is one of the most helpful and friendly people, YOU will ever meet. He has a football coaching background....older than some of the players on the expansion Baltimore Pirates. And he is the Offensive Coordinator of YOUR Baltimore Pirates. His name is Michael Ciesielksi. And I recently had a chance to interview him, and ask him some questions about the upcoming season...here is what he had to say!





Tim Lumber: You were one of the best Special Team Coaches in Minor League Football History. This season you will be making the transition to Offensive Coordinator with the expansion Baltimore Pirates. Do you think it will be a tough transition for you?



Michael Ciesielski: NOT AT ALL. I HAVE A PASSION FOR COACHING AND A WEALTH OF EXPERIENCE AND FOOTBALL KNOWLEDGE SO THE TRANSITION INTO MY ROLE AS THE OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR WAS NOT DIFFICULT. I HAVE SEEN AND PLAYED ENOUGH FOOTBALL TO BE ABLE TO EASILY TAKE ON THIS CHALLENGE. THE BALTIMORE PIRATES HAVE A VERY STRONG COACHING STAFF. THERE ARE NO EGO'S PER SE, WE ARE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE AND THAT'S WHAT WE CONVEY TO OUR PLAYERS. I THINK THERE'S A GIANT POWER IN THAT.







Tim Lumber: What can we expect out of YOUR offense this season?





Michael Ciesielski: TIM, IT'S SIMPLE. IN ORDER TO EVALUATE THE OFFENSE THE PLAYERS HAVE TO BE IN PLACE AND WE HAVE TO PLAY AGAINST THE COMPETITION. BEING ALL NEW AND A FIRST YEAR TEAM, I WILL KEEP THINGS SIMPLE, THAT WAY THE OFFENSE CAN EXECUTE AND PUT POINTS ON THE BOARD. MY SCHEME WILL ALLOW THE TEAM TO SUCCEED AND WITH THE HELP OF THE OTHER COACHES, WE WILL ACCOMPLISH GREAT THINGS.





Tim Lumber: You have a catchy new slogan for the Pirates this season. Can you tell us what it is, and is it true?



Michael Ciesielski: GET ON BOARD OR WALK THE PLANK, PIRATES TO THE TREASURE. IT IS WHAT IT IS, TIM. ARR ARR, MATE



Tim Lumber: Your family has been involved, with all the teams you coached at in the past. Will they be a part of the Pirates family this season?



Michael Ciesielski: ABSOLUTELY. FOR ME, NONE OF THIS WOULD BE POSSIBLE WITHOUT THE SUPPORT OF MY FAMILY. THEY HAVE BEEN A BIG PART OF MY COACHING CAREER. MY WIFE HAS BEEN THE GATE KEEPER AS WELL AS A BACK UP MEDIC AND AQUATIC ENGINEER. OUR CHILDREN HAVE ALSO HELPED AT THE GATE, HELD THE CHAINS, CARRIED WATER AND WHATEVER ELSE THE TEAM NEEDED HELP WITH. THEY ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING TO KNOW OUR NEW BALTIMORE PIRATES FAMILY.





Tim Lumber: And last but NOT least...come opening day, what can fans expect from the Baltimore Pirates?



Michael Ciesielski: FANS CAN EXPECT TO SEE A WELL COACHED, DEDICATED GROUP OF YOUNG MEN WHO ARE READY TO KICK SOME BUTT IN THE ALLIANCE FOOTBALL LEAGUE. I AM GRATEFUL TO HEAD COACH/OWNER PAUL COUNCILL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO WORK WITH THIS GREAT ORGANIZATION

Interview with ACW Commisioner and former ECW Manager Judge Jeff Jones

He has managed some of the greatest Pro-Wrestlers to ever live. Former ECW Heavyweight Champion Mike Awesome and WWE Legend Sid Vicious, are just 2 of the many wrestling greats, Judge Jeff Jones has managed. And on January 24th, the JUDGE is back in Maryland! Now the commisioner of ACW Wrestling, he will be making a appearance at ACW Destiny. I recently had a chance to interview the Judge...and here is what he had to say!

Tim Lumber: You are a former ECW Legend turned ACW Commisioner. As the Judge, what are YOUR duties at ACW?

Judge Jeff Jones: Well I think Legend may be a stretch but I will take the compliment….My duties as ACW Commissioner are many…but the most important is trying to bring the fans some of the best action in the ring today.

Tim Lumber: Who are the most talented wrestlers in the ACW?

Judge Jeff Jones: Tyler Hilton, Pat Brink, Adam Cole and Ryan McBride come to mind immediately…and of course the ACW Heavyweight Champion and fellow ECW Original, The Franchise Shane Douglas

Tim Lumber: Is there any wrestlers in the ACW who you feel LACK talent?

Judge Jeff Jones: There a few that if I had final say would probably be asked to buy tickets to the event, but it's not my call, LOL…in reality everyone needs to get a start somewhere and I am sure there were plenty of VETS who said the same thing about me when I broke in the business in 1990.

Tim Lumber: They call you Judge Jeff, if a wrestler in the ACW didnt obey your rules, what would happen to him?

Judge Jeff Jones: Well as I have proved in the past with some of the guys I have managed, the late Mike Awesome and the Legendary Sid Vicious, I tend to surround myself with some big guys who can handle business for me. And if anyone from the opening match to the main event doesn't obey the Judge….you never know when I will pick that phone up and call Sid or someone new all together to come help the Judge out

Tim Lumber: Is there anything else you would like to add to this story? Any other topic on your mind that you want to bring up?

Judge Jeff Jones: Just for everyone to come out and support ACW on January 24th for another great event and see some of the best indy wrestlers out there today.

For more info on ACW Destiny, click onto this link to go to there website. http://www.acwprowrestling.biz/

Interview with ACW Wrestler...Ashley Nicely

At ACW Destiny, she will be the special guest referee for the Womans #1 Contender Match between Sara Del Ray vs Kacee Carlisle. She just happens to be a fan favorite, and one of the more popular woman wrestlers on the East Coast. Her name is Ashley Nicely...and her wrestling skills have been perfected very nicely!

The ACW Destiny event is scheduled for January 24th at the Boys and Girls Club in Annapolis Md., located at 121 Southvilla Ave. There has been alot of buzz about this upcoming event! We start out, our first of many ACW Star interviews with ACW Womans Wrestler Ashley Nicely. Here is what she had to say about the upcoming event.

Tim Lumber: At ACW Destiny in Maryland on Jan.24th, you are going to be the special guest referee, between Sara Del Ray vs Kacee Carlisle. The winner will be the #1 Contender for the ACW Womans Championship. How do you feel about these 2 woman?

Ashley Nicely: I totally respect both of these women! Sara Del Ray has accomplished so much and Kacee Carlisle has been wrestling for years as well. I would be honored to wrestle either one of them. Let's just hope they can control themselves in the ring and have an equal, fair match.

Tim Lumber: Going into this match as the special guest referee, has it crossed your mind that these 2 woman may NOT respect you as a ref?

Ashley Nicely: That has crossed my mind. They may see me as this little girl trying to tell them what to do. Hopefully they will listen to me and play by the rules.

Tim Lumber: You are a accomplished wrestler, and are currently a Champion in another wrestling promotion. Will we being seeing you in the ring with ACW?

Ashley Nicely: Definitely! I am looking forward to wrestling some of the best talent in the women's wrestling world today. I watch the female matches at the shows, and I study each and every female wrestler. That way I know exactly what to look for when I wrestle these women.

Tim Lumber: Some people say, you are one of the top womans wrestlers in the World. Are you the best...or one of the best?

Ashley Nicely: I don't think I'm the best, but maybe one day I will be. Everyone would like to consider themselves the best. I just do what I can and make sure I give it my all each and every time I'm out in that ring, whether I'm wrestling or just reffing like I am on January 24th at ACW.

Tim Lumber: Last but not least. How do YOU feel about the ACW Womans Chamion Roxie Cotton, and do you think she is a deserving ACW Womans Champion?

Ashley Nicely: I have worked with Roxie Cotton in the past and I'm sure we will bump heads and work together in the future. I think she's a hard worker and definitely deserves that title, but I will be looking to wrestle her for that belt in the near future.

Trailer park 5th Annual Bicycle Race!!

In West Virginia, the 5th annual Dogs for Dollars: Trailer Park Bicycle Race was center stage! It brought out all the local drunks, as they put on there best Lance Armstrong impersonation! There were no skinny Gatorade drinking athletes. There were no stupid losers wearing Speedo's!

There were 300, and 400 pound men wearing suspenders, with there breath reaking of alchohol! Some looked as if they had no chance of peddling for a mile! The dogs were out...and NOT just the one's on the leashes! One local who calls himself Buck, popped out his dentures right before he hopped onto his old rusty bicycle!

"I can breath better, when I take out my dentures...my lunges arent in good shape" said Buck. "I chew so much tabaco, that I lost most of my teeth" he replied. Buck would not have to worry about winning the race. He would crash into a car parked on the side of the road, just under the halfway point.

"I should have sobered up...really" said Buck. Claiming that some strong Home Made Vodka caused him to have double vision! "I need to clean my life up" he said. The winner would be Trailer Park local Mitch "Moonshine" Franklin. "The Key was...to drink the moonshine, and make my body go numb, I never get tired when that happen" said Franklin.

I cant wait for the 6th annual Trailer Park races! I was impressed...I have never seen so many World Class...DRUNKS!!