Robert Van Peet: Says He will DESTROY Joe Moko!!

This morning at 10:45am, I recieved a phone call, from a angry Robert Van Peet. "You publicize this fat bastard Joe Moko! OK, he beat me 2 times, but 3rd time, its impossible my friend" said Robert Van Peet in his thick German accent. Robert Van Peet, the man who came to America, had all the hype and lie's put into place. He came here, saying he was in the most deadliest trained secret German Military unit ever. He even brags he once ripped a Germans eyes out, during these underground military fights for the general. "I rip his eye out his face. I dont like his eye, so I removed it" he says.

For a bad*ss trained man, he appears badly out of shape. His belly, looks like he is pregnant with 5 kids. He was fired as a personal security guard after getting stomped by a 135 pound man in a mall. He pumps gas for $8 a hour, and tells customers these stories how UFC's Joe Rogan once called him the greatest fighting prospect he ever seen. Supposidly Rogan went to Germany to watch him 6 years ago.

During his 1st 2 fights in the Max Meadow Mountain Man bareknuckle fist fest, he was badly beaten by a fat 447 pound Joe Moko. Never even landed one punch on a fat target. He had his nose broken in the 1st fight, only to scream for help. 2nd fight, he was KO'd by Moko in 42 seconds, and sent out via ambulance. Now, he says the 3rd time is a charm.

"You beat 2 times, 3rd time, its impossible Joe. I feel sick both times. This time, I show you who the baddest man alive is. I am going to hurt you very bad. I am going to make you suffer, so much, you never fight again." says Van Peet in his thick German accent. "You better go back to hot dog contests my friend, cause I will show you, that you dont belong here fatboy".


I asked Van Peet what will be his strategy the 3rd time? "Break his jaw. I punch him so hard, his jaw will break in 2." says Van Peet. September, Moko/Van Peet 3...its gonna be "Hell on the Mountain"!!!

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2 Fisherman Fight.....1 leaves via ambulance due to hook in jaw!!

It was the perfect day this past sunday in a little family lake, located in Atlanta, Goergia. Donald Grieves hit me up by e-mail, and gave me the scoop to the 1st wild story I have written here in over a year. Yep, the wild stories are back!

"These 2 guys were both in there late 50's were fishing at my local lake this past sunday. One guy had a large mouth bass on, and he crossed the other guys line". Thats when all hell broke loose, according to Grieves.

The one fisherman, an ex vietnam war veteran, who even wore a baseball style cap with the logo VEITNAM VET on it, became outraged when the guy next to him, crossed his line. It may have been the wildest fight at a local family park....well since Vietnam lol.

The skinny guy wearing suspenders(name unknown) had a bass on, once it crossed the vets line...the vet....went AWOL!! "This vet, litterally grabbed the guys rod, and threw it into the lake. The little guy complained. This vet pulls out a big fishing hook, and hits him with it, like with a right cross punch".

Thats when the skinny fellow dropped, only to the people to be heard screaming in fear around them. "Poor guy dropped and was wiggling like a fish out of water. Police where there in minutes". According to the little bit of info I could get, there was a park arrest, but the guy was released on his own recoganince within 2 hours of the incident. If you ever go fishing in Atlanta, Georgia...may wanna bring ya mouthpiece lol!!