"The Animal" Tim Conway...To Enter Food Eating Contest?

The man they call the animal...Tim Conway is considering entering the Maryland Chicken Wing eating contest scheduled for March 13 at Sonomas. The animal eats like his name...a animal. He is considered by many as the top food eating prospect in America.

"If I go pro....look out" says the animal. We will be keeping you updated on the animal and which event he will debut at.

Joe Moko serves Steeler Fever readers!

Joe Moko, the 413 pound former Amateur HotDog Eating Champ, and Max Meadows bareknuckel badboy, has bullied them rejects over there at Steelers Fever.

These readers are some of the biggest scum bags on the internet. This is the site that banned me, because they could not handle my verbal abuse. Joe Moko will run over these nerds. Remember Joe Moko, is a fighter, he is going to KO the competition. Way to go Joe...and thanks for backing me up, and showing me your support!!

Joe Moko Suffering From Broken Nose and the Flu

If it wasnt bad enough, that the 413 Pounder had his nose broken, he now has the flu. Imagine trying to blow your nose when its broken...its NOT a pretty site. To make matters worst, he was taken in the back of a pickup truck to the hospital after the fight. But he had no shirt or shoes on.

You think some Rocket Scientist, would think to throw a blanket on him, but they did NOT do that! Moko now has a stage 1 frostbite on bottom of right foot. He also suffered from hypothermia. The big man, is back home now.

He is already talking about fighting again. Also he is talking about doing a stunt, of dangerous magnitudes. Perhaps jumping a mopad 20 feet. Can a 400 pound man even fly that far? I guess only time will tell lol!!

Live Coverage Results from the Joe Moko vs Ryan Smith Bareknuckel Fight

I am down here in Max Meadows the weather is listed at 18 degrees, but up here on the mountains the weather is freezing, with wind chills, the temps have fallen to -2 degrees. There will not be a Polar Bear stipulation, at these temps they say"It will cause ammonia". Once again this event is illegal so no pictures will be allowed to be taken, all of the guests have been searched, even cell phones have been banned for this title fight.

Both fighters, Joe Moko the 413 pound HotDog eating sensation and the Max Meadows Bareknuckel Mountain Man Champ Ryan Smith are still in there party tents. The cars are lined up, the head lights will make the light for the fight tonight.

Here we go folks, the music is blaring....Ryan Smith coming out now. He is wearing Under Armour outfit(green) and has his knuckles taped as always. Dont Go Messing with a Country Boy is his entry song. All the people here are booing him.

Highway to Hell is playing...Yes! Yes! Yes! These people are chanting" Moko...Moko....Moko" here he comes...man does he look fired up tonight. Yes!! The bigman will once again show his toughness, he will wear NO shirt or shoes....wow...this guy is a animal!

They are now being explained the rules. Moko is talking trash to Smith. The kid looks a little nervous. Its very cold out here folks. Moko putting his finger in his face.

Here we go!!

Moko has the crowd chanting his name. Wild right hook by Moko...he slips...hs slips. Smith pounding Moko in the face. Moko is hurt badly.

Moko is down! Joe Moko slipped when he threw that wild right hook, he landed on one knee, and Smith hit him about 12 times in less than 10 seconds. This kid has some power.

30 count in progress. The Ref 28...Moko wont get up he is badly hurt...30.

This fight is over. Moko his nose appears to be broken. He is still down, laying on the freezing grounds here. This does not look good. Joe Moko is badly hurt. I need to check on him...his corner is down there looking at him.

Ryan Smith showing unsportsmanlike bullsh*t. Giving Moko the finger after he has been KO'd. Ryan cussing at the injured Moko.

I have been informed, his corner will be taking him to the hospital.

Moko leaving in the back of his friends pickup truck. And there he is again...Smith giving Moko the finger as he leaves and heads to the hospital. This is bullsh*t to say the least. Its cold out here...that ends this live broadcast...play by play.

Ryan Smith says he is READY...for 413 Pounder Joe Moko!!

The 21 year kid is sitting in his lounge chair outside the snow infested Max Meadows barnyard area. His knuckels are taped up. The kid plans on shutting up the 413 pound former HotDog eating Champion turned illegal bareknuckel fighter. See Ryan Smith is the Max Meadows Mountain Man Barekuckel Champion!

"I am going to bury his fat*ss this saturday night!" says the 21 year old Smith. "I am the freakin Champion, not him, he needs to learn the word respect, and I will give it to him this saturday night!".

We now take you to Tim Conway who is in Max Meadows reporting on this fight!

Hello again, my name is Tim Conway. The snow is layered throughout the grounds here in Va. The temps are expected to be way below 15 degrees, and since the fight will be outdoors, the ground could be icy. That could be a factor working against a 413 pound Joe Moko. Does he have balance? We will find out, if he can float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

Peyton Manning....Who Dat? A Loser thats Who!!

Excuse me for 15 seconds people…1….2…..3……4……5…..etc. I need to put on my new Peyton Manning S*cks T-Shirt! Let me pop open a bottle of Old Crow victory whiskey! The Saints beat the Colts…all H*ll Yeah!! I could NOT have been any happier than watching Peyton throw that critical interception!

Rumor has it these Peyton S*cks T-Shirts are a hot commodity in New Orleans…haha! After the Colts defeated us in the playoffs, there was nothing more I wanted than to see them scumbag motor oil drinking Colts…..LOSE! And we got our wish Baltimore. Stand up….make some damn noise…..and put on your new Peyton S*cks T-Shirts!! I feel like McDonalds…..I’m Lovin it lol!!

Interview with 413 Pound Bad*ss Joe Moko!

Tim Lumber: You have a title fight coming up in Max Meadows, WV. on Valentines Day of all days, against 21 year old Ryan Smith, for his bareknuckel Max Meadows Championship Title. How do you feel about Ryan?

Joe Moko:(whole Moko interview was recorded via phone recorder and retyped) I am telling you one thing Tim, I am going to trample this jerk. I am going to break this kids nose so many times, he will need a plastic surgeon to redo it for him. He better make a will before this fight, I am a head hunter, and I will hunt him and break him down like the little b*tch he is!

Tim Lumber: This is going to be a rare Max Meadows Polar Bear bareknuckel fight. Can you tell us what the rules are for this bareknuckel bloodfest?

Joe Moko: The fight will be outdoor in cold temperatures on top of a mountain in Max Meadows. The Polar Bear rules mean...someone will spray us with a cold water hose while we fight. Someone could die of ammoniou, but I dont give a HOOT! He is going to become cold like a little girl, and I will break his nose!

Tim Lumber: Joe, are you serious? Someone is going to spray you all with a cold water hose, while you 2 fight outdoor in freezing temperatures?

Joe Moko: Yes...he will be so cold, and then he will be forced to take my knuckel sandwich punches. He is going to have to leave by a ambulance....haha!

Tim Lumber: Will my group be invited to cover this event for my Media Sports King website?

Joe Moko: This sh*t is illegal. You will continue to be my only press I allow to cover my events. I hate the media, they can all kiss my *ss!

Tim Lumber: Would you like to say anything else?

Joe Moko: Yes, I am your worst nightmare Ryan Smith. You boy...must have a death wish. You are going to freeze your *ss off. I am going to beat you so bad...you will look like a damn elephant man...hahaha!

Hot Dog Eating Champ Inks Next Fight Contract for WV Title

Joe Moko was seen at 5pm on Thursday Feb. 4th at a local barnyard area in Max Meadows, where he signed the contract to fight Ryan Smith for his illegal bareknuckel Max Meadows Championship.

The fight will take place outdoors on Valentines Day, Feb.14th at 10pm at a undisclosed location. The 413 pound Joe Moko aka Golden Gutt has excelled in the cold weather fights. His big frame keeps him warm.

Ryan Smith is only 21 years old, but is considered the baddest man in Max Meadows, WV. During the signing Joe Moko told Ryan Smith "Have a will made before you fight me, because they will bury you after our match, you will die chump" Moko told him.

Ryan then attempted to spit in the face of Joe Moko. Thats when the large entourage of Ryan Smith broke it up. Moko will make a reported $800 for the fight. His largest paycheck of his entire life. Ryan Smith the golden boy Champion will make $1,900 to defend his title. The fight should be another cold temperature fight. Smith from Florida could be affected by the weather. Time will tell. Stay here for all the updates.