Trailer park 5th Annual Bicycle Race!!

In West Virginia, the 5th annual Dogs for Dollars: Trailer Park Bicycle Race was center stage! It brought out all the local drunks, as they put on there best Lance Armstrong impersonation! There were no skinny Gatorade drinking athletes. There were no stupid losers wearing Speedo's!

There were 300, and 400 pound men wearing suspenders, with there breath reaking of alchohol! Some looked as if they had no chance of peddling for a mile! The dogs were out...and NOT just the one's on the leashes! One local who calls himself Buck, popped out his dentures right before he hopped onto his old rusty bicycle!

"I can breath better, when I take out my dentures...my lunges arent in good shape" said Buck. "I chew so much tabaco, that I lost most of my teeth" he replied. Buck would not have to worry about winning the race. He would crash into a car parked on the side of the road, just under the halfway point.

"I should have sobered up...really" said Buck. Claiming that some strong Home Made Vodka caused him to have double vision! "I need to clean my life up" he said. The winner would be Trailer Park local Mitch "Moonshine" Franklin. "The Key was...to drink the moonshine, and make my body go numb, I never get tired when that happen" said Franklin.

I cant wait for the 6th annual Trailer Park races! I was impressed...I have never seen so many World Class...DRUNKS!!