Interview with 413 Pound Bad*ss Joe Moko!

Tim Lumber: You have a title fight coming up in Max Meadows, WV. on Valentines Day of all days, against 21 year old Ryan Smith, for his bareknuckel Max Meadows Championship Title. How do you feel about Ryan?

Joe Moko:(whole Moko interview was recorded via phone recorder and retyped) I am telling you one thing Tim, I am going to trample this jerk. I am going to break this kids nose so many times, he will need a plastic surgeon to redo it for him. He better make a will before this fight, I am a head hunter, and I will hunt him and break him down like the little b*tch he is!

Tim Lumber: This is going to be a rare Max Meadows Polar Bear bareknuckel fight. Can you tell us what the rules are for this bareknuckel bloodfest?

Joe Moko: The fight will be outdoor in cold temperatures on top of a mountain in Max Meadows. The Polar Bear rules mean...someone will spray us with a cold water hose while we fight. Someone could die of ammoniou, but I dont give a HOOT! He is going to become cold like a little girl, and I will break his nose!

Tim Lumber: Joe, are you serious? Someone is going to spray you all with a cold water hose, while you 2 fight outdoor in freezing temperatures?

Joe Moko: Yes...he will be so cold, and then he will be forced to take my knuckel sandwich punches. He is going to have to leave by a ambulance....haha!

Tim Lumber: Will my group be invited to cover this event for my Media Sports King website?

Joe Moko: This sh*t is illegal. You will continue to be my only press I allow to cover my events. I hate the media, they can all kiss my *ss!

Tim Lumber: Would you like to say anything else?

Joe Moko: Yes, I am your worst nightmare Ryan Smith. You boy...must have a death wish. You are going to freeze your *ss off. I am going to beat you so bad...you will look like a damn elephant man...hahaha!