Thursday, February 11, 2010

Ryan Smith says he is READY...for 413 Pounder Joe Moko!!

The 21 year kid is sitting in his lounge chair outside the snow infested Max Meadows barnyard area. His knuckels are taped up. The kid plans on shutting up the 413 pound former HotDog eating Champion turned illegal bareknuckel fighter. See Ryan Smith is the Max Meadows Mountain Man Barekuckel Champion!

"I am going to bury his fat*ss this saturday night!" says the 21 year old Smith. "I am the freakin Champion, not him, he needs to learn the word respect, and I will give it to him this saturday night!".

We now take you to Tim Conway who is in Max Meadows reporting on this fight!

Hello again, my name is Tim Conway. The snow is layered throughout the grounds here in Va. The temps are expected to be way below 15 degrees, and since the fight will be outdoors, the ground could be icy. That could be a factor working against a 413 pound Joe Moko. Does he have balance? We will find out, if he can float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

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