Robert Van Peet: Says He will DESTROY Joe Moko!!

This morning at 10:45am, I recieved a phone call, from a angry Robert Van Peet. "You publicize this fat bastard Joe Moko! OK, he beat me 2 times, but 3rd time, its impossible my friend" said Robert Van Peet in his thick German accent. Robert Van Peet, the man who came to America, had all the hype and lie's put into place. He came here, saying he was in the most deadliest trained secret German Military unit ever. He even brags he once ripped a Germans eyes out, during these underground military fights for the general. "I rip his eye out his face. I dont like his eye, so I removed it" he says.

For a bad*ss trained man, he appears badly out of shape. His belly, looks like he is pregnant with 5 kids. He was fired as a personal security guard after getting stomped by a 135 pound man in a mall. He pumps gas for $8 a hour, and tells customers these stories how UFC's Joe Rogan once called him the greatest fighting prospect he ever seen. Supposidly Rogan went to Germany to watch him 6 years ago.

During his 1st 2 fights in the Max Meadow Mountain Man bareknuckle fist fest, he was badly beaten by a fat 447 pound Joe Moko. Never even landed one punch on a fat target. He had his nose broken in the 1st fight, only to scream for help. 2nd fight, he was KO'd by Moko in 42 seconds, and sent out via ambulance. Now, he says the 3rd time is a charm.

"You beat 2 times, 3rd time, its impossible Joe. I feel sick both times. This time, I show you who the baddest man alive is. I am going to hurt you very bad. I am going to make you suffer, so much, you never fight again." says Van Peet in his thick German accent. "You better go back to hot dog contests my friend, cause I will show you, that you dont belong here fatboy".


I asked Van Peet what will be his strategy the 3rd time? "Break his jaw. I punch him so hard, his jaw will break in 2." says Van Peet. September, Moko/Van Peet 3...its gonna be "Hell on the Mountain"!!!

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2 Fisherman Fight.....1 leaves via ambulance due to hook in jaw!!

It was the perfect day this past sunday in a little family lake, located in Atlanta, Goergia. Donald Grieves hit me up by e-mail, and gave me the scoop to the 1st wild story I have written here in over a year. Yep, the wild stories are back!

"These 2 guys were both in there late 50's were fishing at my local lake this past sunday. One guy had a large mouth bass on, and he crossed the other guys line". Thats when all hell broke loose, according to Grieves.

The one fisherman, an ex vietnam war veteran, who even wore a baseball style cap with the logo VEITNAM VET on it, became outraged when the guy next to him, crossed his line. It may have been the wildest fight at a local family park....well since Vietnam lol.

The skinny guy wearing suspenders(name unknown) had a bass on, once it crossed the vets line...the vet....went AWOL!! "This vet, litterally grabbed the guys rod, and threw it into the lake. The little guy complained. This vet pulls out a big fishing hook, and hits him with it, like with a right cross punch".

Thats when the skinny fellow dropped, only to the people to be heard screaming in fear around them. "Poor guy dropped and was wiggling like a fish out of water. Police where there in minutes". According to the little bit of info I could get, there was a park arrest, but the guy was released on his own recoganince within 2 hours of the incident. If you ever go fishing in Atlanta, Georgia...may wanna bring ya mouthpiece lol!!

Tim Lumber: Return of the Media Sports King

Excuse me for being a day late! I was consuming so much booze this Memorial Day, that I forgot to make my comeback here! Joe Moko...can you introduce me lol.

JOE MOKO says" Everybody stand up and show some respect. Tim Lumber is back. Yall better make some noise up in this joint".

Tim Lumber...haha, thanks for the 2 second intro Joe. Next time, lets make it a little longer bigman. I am back people! I am looking forward to bringing you the wildest damn sports stories in Blogger history.

Tim Lumber.....Returns Memorial Day to Media Sports King!

Ladies and Gentleman, this damn Memorial Day, I am going to down a 6 pack of brew, and write my 1st post in over a month, right here at Tim Lumber:Media Sports King! I am still the damn king, and I am coming back with the wildest, true, sports stories in America.

ACW Owner Christopher Adonis talks about ACW:Broken Dreams

In Adrenaline Championship Wrestling(ACW) http://www.acwmaryland.com/ACW_Maryland/Home.html Christopher Adonis is the BOSS! He is one boss you do not want to cross! At ACW:Destiny, he beat his former employee Deathstroke to the crowds displeasure. He then ripped his mask off, and had him escorted out of the arena. When other wrestlers didnt want to believe he was the son of a WWE Legend, his crew beat them down in the ring. Make no mistake, Christopher Adonis is the BOSS you dont mess with. ACW wrestlers will not want to cross him at ACW:Broken Dreams coming up on Sunday, April 18th. http://www.acwmaryland.com/ACW_Maryland/ACW_LIVE%21.html But just like Deathstroke and the other wrestlers, some good guy wrestler will let the crowd convince him he is superman. I recently had a chance to talk to Pro-Wrestlings toughest boss, and here is what he had to say……
Tim Lumber: You are the man in ACW. You are the boss. Last show at ACW Destiny you not only ripped the mask off of Deathstroke, but you would fire him on the spot after finding out who he really was. You then had security escort him out of the building. What ever happened to Deathstroke? Is he still fired from ACW?

Christopher Adonis: You are correct Tim, I am the Boss, but who in the hell is Deathstroke? Oh you mean that bum Cowboy Death that tried to fool everyone with a mask? I knew it was him all along. I just was biding my time, and letting him think he had me fooled. I exposed him for the fraud he was. That should be a lesson for anyone else that wants to cross me. I will embarass you, and then fire your sorry ass.

Tim Lumber: Last show you mentioned you are the son of a WWE Hall of Famer. Some of the wrestlers in the ring didnt agree with you. You and your guys rewarded them by a beatdown in the ring. What is it like being the son of a wrestling icon, and do you feel the pressure of trying to live up to his greatness?

Christopher Adonis: Clean the wax out of your ears Tim! I said my father the late great Adrian Adonis SHOULD be in the hall of fame. But his career was tarnished by that horrible gimmick he was forced to do. The same gimmick that Cole Calaway has embraced. I know for Cole it is his lifestyle, but that does not make it right. Pro wrestling is a serious business, and Calaway has turned it into a comedy act. As far as any pressure? Why would I? I have sourounded myself with the best talent in ACW!!

Tim Lumber: You are going to be in a big 3 man tag team at ACW Broken Dreams on April 18th. It will be you, Doyle Day and Princeton Pike taking on Cole Calaway, Kris Lasek and Massive Mike. Is this match personall for you guys? And what can they expect when they meet you guys at ACW: Broken Dreams?

Christopher Adonis: I personally could not give two squirts of pee about Massive Mike or Kris Lasek except they made the very BIG mistake of interfering in my affairs! My business is with Cole Calaway. the other two are going to be handled by my guys, Doyle Day and Princeton Pike!

Tim Lumber: In the Main Event, it will be the ACW Heavyweight Champ Shane Douglas taking on Ryan McBride. This looks like a very tough match for Douglas. Do you have any predictions for the fight?

Christopher Adonis: A tough match for Douglas? That is a total lack of disrespect for one of the greatest wrestlers of all time. Ryan Mcbride has never faced anyone the caliber of Douglas. Ryan Mcbride is untested in the big meaningful type matches, and frankley he is over rated. So who do i think is going to win? I think you already know the answer to that one. Anymore bright question? No? Good. Now what i want, is for you and all those idiot maryland wrestling fans to do, is go to www.acwmaryland.com, and get info on how you can see what will be the biggest day in maryland wrestling history!! Broken Dreams on April 18th!

Happy Easter...Drink Up!

Pop open a bottle of booze this Easter! Why sit there sober with your eyes crossed like you need a pair of bifocals lol? Why sit there dazing around your mother-in-laws home sober? When family crowds your premises with boring stories then you need some booze! Have fun folks. Happy Easter ya drunks!!