Local Soccer Player Leaves Bar via Ambulance

Talk about being in the right place at the right time! I was driving by a bar when I seen cops and a ambulance. Out came a guy on a stretcher screaming in pain. His name is unknown, but I know he told some guy he would give him a soccer head butt in bar. Apparently according to a witness, the no-name soccer player had one too many to drink.

"This dude split his eye open with a beer bottle" a witness told me. "Soccer dude dropped." I guess this no-name soccer player never head butted the guy like he was bragging he would do! Instead he has a ONE-WAY ticket via ambulance to a Emergency Room. Some people just cant handle there booze!